Little Johnny having heard the word "vagina" for the first time goes up to
his dad and says "What's a vagina daddy?". His dad takes him by the hand and
brings him into the bedroom where he whips out the latest Playboy centerfold. He
circles the woman's vagina and says "This, Johnny, is a vagina!". The next day
little Johnny walks up to his dad and asks "What's a cunt daddy?". Again,
daddy grabs Johnny by the hand, brings him into the bedroom and shows him the
same Playboy centerfold. "Remember what a vagina was?", dad says pointing to the
circled portion of the picture, "Well the cunt is everything else".