FileTitle: Joke1283.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Two Buddies
Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.  They load up Jack's
station-wagon and head north.  After driving for a few hours, they get
caught in a blizzard.  They drive up to a nearby farmhouse and ask the
attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night.  "I'm
recently widowed," she explains, "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if
I let you stay in my house."  "Not to worry," Jacks says, "we'll be
happy to sleep in the barn."  Nine months later, Jack gets a letter
from the widow's attorney.  He calls up Bob and asks, "Bob, do you
remember that good looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"  "I sure
do."  "Did you happen to get up during the night, go into the house and
have sex with her?"  "Yes, I have to admit that I did."  "Did you
happen to give her my name instead of telling her yours?"  Bob's face
turns red with embarrassment and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks a lot old buddy...she just died and left me her farm."
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