A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman
appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.
 The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.

State cop: "License and registration please."
Man:  "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
Man:  "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
Wife:  "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"
State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out."
Man:  "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
Man:  "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife:  "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."
Man:  "Listen you dumb b*tch, shut your f*ckin' mouth!!!"
State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife:  "Only when he's drunk......."