FileTitle: Joke1310.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Car Wreck
One day this husband and wife were driving along the highway.  It was his
birthday, and his wife decided to gove him a little peep show while he was
driving.  She decided to wear a dress with nothing underneath to make it
more interesting.  The man became so excited by his wife's behavior that he
caused a five car pile-up on an exit ramp.

Their car was totalled.  The husband was very badly hurt and unable to
leave the car.  The wife, though, was fine, but since her dress was caught
on something, the only way she could get out was by taking it off, leaving
her butt naked.  The husband needed her to go and get help, but couldn't
have her parading around in the nude, so he gave her one of his shoes and
told her to make good use of it.  She placed it over her crotch, figuring
that was best.

Just off of the offramp was a convenience store.  She walked in, wearing
nothing save her husband's shoe, and said to the man behind the counter,
"Please, sir, you've gotta help me.  My husband and I had an accident and
we need help getting him out."  The cashier looked at her and her shoe and
replied, "Well, honey, I don't know what to tell you.  If he's already in
*that* far, I don't think there's much I can do to help."