FileTitle: Joke1333.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Blonde Story Again
OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new,
candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini.  She's cruisin' about 95, radio
blaring, having a great time.  She comes up on this trucker who is carrying
a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes.  To her disliking, he is
only going about 45.  To get the point across that she wants to get past,
she decides to tailgate him.  So, she gets to within a foot of his rear
bumper.  The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for
her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back.
Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and
begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the
process.  Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions
for her to pull over to the side of the road.

The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a
circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road.  He instructs her
not to move until he tells her to.  Naive as she was, she agrees to it and
steps inside it.  The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a
50-ounce Louisville Slugger.  He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats
it, and beats it, and beats it again.  When he is done, all that is left is
a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal.  Satisfied, he throws
the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde.  When he gets there, to
his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing
hysterically.  He asks her, "Why are you laughing?  I just beat the crap
out of your car!!"  She is laughing too hard to respond, but between
giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the
circle!"