FileTitle: Joke1370.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Penis in the Class
A teacher comes into the classroom one day to find there is a small but
erect penis drawn on the bottom corner of the board. She is shocked.
"SILENCE! What naughty little boy has been drawing rude things on MY board?"
she asks. There is a lot of shuffling of feet, as everyone looks down
intently at their desks. One or two sniggers are heard, but no-one owns up.
The teacher rubs it off and decides to try ignoring it.

The next morning the teacher comes in and there is a bigger erect penis
drawn right across the bottom of the board. She is even more shocked.
"SILENCE! I will punish all of you, unless the little boy," she pauses
thoughtfully, "or little girl I suppose, that has drawn this rude picture
owns up immediately." Nobody does. She rubs it off and then goes round the
class asking each one in turn if they drew it. All deny it and the teacher
makes them stay in at playtime.


The next morning the teacher comes in and there is a HUGE erect penis
filling the whole of the board. In the bottom corner of the board are the
words:

"THE MORE YOU RUB IT, THE BIGGER IT GETS!"