FileTitle: Joke1410.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Pope Driving
 The Pope flies into New York, but his plane is late, and he's due to
 preach in Boston in just two hours time.  He leaps into the back of his
 limosine, and off he goes.  Five minutes later he notices his driver is
 doing a steady 55 mph.  "Hey can't you go any faster?" he says, "I'm due
 on in two hours."  "Sorry your eminence, its the law.   I'm just obeying
 the speed limit."  Five minutes later, the Pope's wringing his hands and
 looking at his watch.  "Look," he says,"  "Stop the car."  He gets out
 and says to the driver: "Get in the back, I'll drive."  As soon as he
 gets to the wheel , off he goes at 150 mph.  Sure enough, 5 minutes later
 he sees a blue light.  He pulls over and a patrolman nervously
 approaches him. "I'm sorry your eminence, I didn't realise it was you
 ... but you're driving real dangerous.  Listen, I've never had to book
 anyone really important before ... do you mind if I call the precinct?"
 "Go ahead, my son."

 The patrolman reaches the captain on the radio.  "Captain.  I've
 arrested someone really important for speeding.  Should I book him?"
 "Don't worry son.  I'll sort this out.  Is this guy more important than
 the mayor?"  "Yessir!" "Shit ... is he more important than the
 governor?" "Yessir!" "Phoo-eee ... is he more important than the
 President?"  "Yessir!"  "What!  ... who in tarnation is more important
 than the President?" "I don't know, sir, but the Pope's his driver."