A Catholic Bishop was on his way to the Vatican when he saw a crowd of
people.
   "Driver, " he asked "take me to see what is happening over in
that crowd of people.
   So he went over and saw Jesus Christ walking towards the Vatican.
   "Oh, my goodness!!  That's Jesus Christ!  This must be the
Second Coming!  Strange, I somehow thought the Second Coming would be
louder."
   The bishop then ecstatically asks the driver to take him to the
Vatican. Through the gates the bishop went and ran up the stairs to where
the Pope's chambers were.  At the doors of the chambers stood a small
Polish man of which the bishop demanded,
   "Let me see the Pope!  Jesus is coming."
   "He's busy, but how does 4 pm sound?" said the Polish man.
   "This is the Second Coming! Jesus is on his way up the steps of the
Vatican!  I must inform the Pope!"
   In went the bishop and saw the Pope seated peacefully
looking out the window.
   "Vat are you doing?" asked the Pope. "Can't you
see I'm resting?"
   "Yes, your excellency, but Jesus is coming!  He's on
his way up the steps right now!"
   "Strange, somehow I thought it would be louder" said the Pope.
   Calmly, the Pope then moved over to his desk, took out a piece of
paper and began to write.
   "Your excellency, Jesus is coming" continued the bishop.
   The Pope then said, "I know, look busy."