FileTitle: Joke1459.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Funeral Procession (exists?)
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly
drive by.  Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was
followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about
200 men walking in single file.  Intrigued, Bill went up to the man
following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

"My wife," the man replied.

"I'm sorry," said Bill.  "What happened to her?"

"My dog bit her and she died."

Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse.  The man replied, "My
mother-in-law.  My dog bit her and she died as well."

Bill thought about this for a while.  He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"

To which the man replied, "Get in line."