FileTitle: Joke147.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Gays, Comeuppance
Subject: Golf joke (may be offensive to gays)

 These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning.  One  is
 detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children
 while walking to the first tee.
 "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the
 home-building  industry.  He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
 design and construction  firm.  He's so successful in fact, in the last
 year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
 The second man, not to be outdone, tells how his son began his career as
 a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.  "He's so successful,
 in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a
 gift."
 The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage.
 And in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
 as a gift.
 As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
 have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.  "To
 tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out," he
 replies.  "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just
 recently  discovered he's a practicing homosexual.  But, on the bright side,
 he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given
 him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."