Two Aliens land in Metro Detroit, and they happen to land next to a gas
station.  So, the Aliens waddle out of their ship and look around.  The
first thing they see that resembles a being is the gas pump.  The two
Aliens approach and the first one says "Earthling take me to your leader!"
Of course he gets no response.

The first Alien looks at his buddy then addresses the pump again.
"Earthling, I said Take me to your leader!"  Of course, still no
response...  The first Alien then turns to the second and says "If this
Earthling doesn't show me some respect and at least acknowledge me I'm
going to blast him!"  At that the second Alien replies "O.K., I'm just
going to stand down on the next block."

The first Alien looks a little puzzled, but waits for the other to waddle
to the next block.  He then addresses the pump a third time. "Earthling
take me to your leader!"  So the Alien then pulls out his ray-gun and
shoots the pump... the gas station goes up in a huge explosion that blows
the Alien down the block to his buddy.  He gets up dusts himself off and
turns to the second Alien "If you knew that was going to happen why didn't
you warn me!"

The second replies " I didn't know what was going to happen... but I'm not
going to mess with anyone who's dick can hang to the ground, wrap around
his body twice, and still hang it in his ear!"