Two doctors were griping about how incompetent the nurses were at their
hospital.  While they were talking, they saw a nurse carrying a pot of
boiling water while chasing a patient down the hallway.  "See that,"
said one doctor, "that's a perfect example of what we're talking about.
Just a few moments ago, I told her to prick that guy's boil."   Lyle's
Joke Boutique.