FileTitle: Joke1486.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Benefits of Exercise
    As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess.  Not only
was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly.
The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she
all but laughed at him.  That does it, he decided.  I'm going to start a
whole new regimen.  He began attending aerobics classes.  He started working
out with weights.  He changed his diet.  And he got an expensive hair
transplant.  In six months, he was a different man.  Again, he asked his
female co-worker out, and this time she accepted.
    There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever
had.  He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning
struck him and knocked him off his feet.  As he lay there dying, he turned
his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now?  After all I've
been through, how could you do this to me?"
    From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry.  Didn't recognize you."