FileTitle: Joke1550.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Frozen Car Failure
   A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.  He
waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA.  His car was quickly towed to the
nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to
check out the car.  The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain
but wondered off to find the closest supermarket.
   He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish
sticks.  After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream
and ate several gallons.  Then he saw the time and went back to the garage
covered in ice cream.  The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and
shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."  Blushing, the
penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."