FileTitle: Joke1576.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Mute Ordering Condoms
A speech and hearing impaired couple got married and went on their
honeymoon but the husband forgot to buy condoms before they left.  After
several unsuccessful attempts to communicate with drugstore clerks, the
groom used sign language to tell his bride he had an idea that was sure
to work.  He walked into the nearest drugstore radiating confidence but
returned in a few minutes with a crestfallen look and no condoms.  He
explained to his bride that he walked up to a male clerk at the counter,
unzipped his pants, laid his penis down on the counter and put a $20
bill down beside it.  The clerk then unzipped his own pants, laid his
penis down and it was much bigger so the clerk picked up the $20 bill
and kept it!   Lyle's Joke Boutique.