The Lord of the manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit
  earlier than expected.  He entered the master bedroom to change and
  found her Ladyship making passionate love to Sir Archibald Carpley.
  The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly berated his wife for her
  infidelity.  With thunder in his voice, he reminded her that he had
  taken her from a miserable existence on a local run-down farm, given
  her a fine home, provided her with servants, expensive clothes and
  jewels, and almost anything she desired.
    By this time the woman was crying inconsolably, his Lordship then
  turned his wrath on his supposed friend:  "As for you Reggie -- you
  might at least stop while I'm talking !"