FileTitle: Joke1762.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Janitor Filling in in Confession
One day, a priest has been in the confessional too long and needs to
take a bathroom break. The problem is that the confessional line is too
long. In a flash of brilliance, he motions the janitor over and asks the
janitor to take over for a few minutes.
"But I won't know what to say." exclaims the janitor.
"You've been to confession, so you know how it works. Besides there is
a list of sins and penances taped inside the booth."
The Priest leaves and the janitor hears the first sinner:
"Father forgive me, for I have sinned. I gave a man a blow job."
The flustered janitor cannot find blow jobs, fellatio, or oral sex on
the penance sheet. Janitor motions over alter boy and asks, "What does
Father generally give for a blow job?"
Alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a Coke."