FileTitle: Joke1787.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Church, Synagogue, and New Cars
   A synagogue and a church are across the street from each other.
  The Rabbi and the Priest have been in a friendly competition with
  each other for years.  The one day, the Priest's parish buys him a
  brand new car.  The Priest blesses the car with Holy Water.
    Not to be out-done, the temple members buy their Rabbi a new car
  also.  But he cannot match the Priest's blessing.  After giving it
  some thought, he goes out and cuts 3" off the tailpipe of his car.