FileTitle: Joke1787.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Church, Synagogue, and New Cars
A synagogue and a church are across the street from each other.
The Rabbi and the Priest have been in a friendly competition with
each other for years. The one day, the Priest's parish buys him a
brand new car. The Priest blesses the car with Holy Water.
Not to be out-done, the temple members buy their Rabbi a new car
also. But he cannot match the Priest's blessing. After giving it
some thought, he goes out and cuts 3" off the tailpipe of his car.