FileTitle: Joke18.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Firemen, Sex
A fireman comes home from work and is all excited.  He just can't
wait to tell his wife the good news about a new system that they
have down at the station.  "Honey!" he says, "you're not going to
believe this!  Down at the station we have this new system and
it's so great.  When Bell #1 goes off we put on all our gear.
When Bell #2 goes off we slide down the pole and jump in the fire
truck.  When Bell #3 goes off we speed to the fire in the fire
truck."  He excitedly tells his wife. Triumphantly he says, We're
going to do the same thing for our sex life!  When Bell #1 goes
off we are going to strip naked.  When Bell #2 goes off we will
jump into bed.  When Bell #3 goes off we will screw our brains
out.  Let's give a test run.  Ok, ready?  "Bell #1!" (they strip
naked) Bell #2!" (they hop into bed) "Bell #3!" (they start
screwing there brains out) a couple of minutes later the wife
starts screaming "Oh, Bell #4! Bell #4!".  The husband confused
says, "Bell #4, What's that?"  The wife screams "More hose! More
hose! Your not reaching the fire!!!"