FileTitle: Joke1820.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: High Tech Watch
     This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves a 6:00
     but he has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to ask the
     time. He spots this guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting
     this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he askes him for the time. The guy
     replies "Sure, which country?" Our fella askes "How many countries
     have you got?" to which the reply is "All the countries in the world!"
     "Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."
     "That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and
     can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its
     miniature active color pixel LCD screen!"
     "Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one...You
     wouldn't consider selling it by any chance?"
     "Well, acutually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you
     want it, it's yours!"
     Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his cheque book fast
     enough, and hands over a cheque for $900.
     The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.
     "Congratulations, here is you new high-tech watch!" and then handing
     the 2 suitcases over as well he says, "and here are the batteries!"