FileTitle: Joke1925.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Southern Ass
A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The
woman from Texas said to the woman from New York, "Hi! Where y'all
from?" The woman from New York replied, "Where I come from we don't
end our sentences with prepositions..."
The Texas woman replied, "Fine! Where y'all from, BITCH?!"
A few minutes later, the New Yorker met the Texas woman's husband.
Intent on getting even with the sassy lass, she asked, (in her most
suggestive voice) "Is there anything I can do for you, handsome??"
"Welllll," replied the Texan, "I sure could use a piece of ass."
The New Yorker nodded and took the Texan into a bedroom. She
removed her clothes and his clothes, then engaged in a hot session of
mad passionate lovemaking with him. After they are done, she again
asked suggestively, "Now, handsome, is there anything *else* I can do
for you?"
"Well, thank you, ma'am," he replied. "I could still use that piece
of ass for my drink."