FileTitle: Joke2040.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: 80 Year Old at the Doctor
      An 80-year-old man goes to a doctor for a
  check-up.  The doctor tells him, "You're in
  terrific shape.  There's nothing wrong with
  you.  Why, you might live forever.  By the
  way, how old was your father when he died?"
      The 80-year-old responded, "Did I say he
  was dead?"
      The doctor couldn't believe it!  So he
  said, "Well, how old was your grandfather when
  he died?
      The 80-year-old responded again, "Did I say
  he was dead?"
      The doctor was astonished.  He said, "You
  mean to tell me you are 80 years old and both
  your father and your grandfather are both
  alive?"
      "Not only that," said the patient, "my
  grandfather is 126 years old, and next week he
  is getting married for the first time."
     The doctor said, "After 126 years of being
  a bachelor why on earth did your grandfather
  want to get married?"
      His patient looked up at the doctor and
  said, "Did I say he wanted to?"