A  man  wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he
goes  to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he  wants
to  put  on  the  cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you
are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"

The  man  says,  Well  put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You
are getting better" at the bottom.

The  real  fun didnt start until the cake was opened for the formality as the
entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top
 You are getting better at the bottom"