At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered,  goes up to
the host and says "Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?", in a
slurred voice. "I beg your pardon?" says the host.The drunk asks
again: "Do lemons have feathers?", as he struggles to hold his
balance. A rather bemused  host says "No I don't think so".
The drunk looks sheepish then says: "Oopsie". "What?", asks the host.
And the drunk: "I think I've just squeezed your canary into my drink".