FileTitle: Joke2179.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Golf - Jews vs. Catholics
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from
Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your Holiness," said one of
the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are
superior, by challenging you to a golf match."
The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his
life.
"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack
Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres...We can't
ose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea.
The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play.
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the
Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness,"
said Nicklaus.
"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon
Peres?!!"
"No." said Nicklaus, "I came in second to Rabbi Woods."