FileTitle: Joke2196.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Cowboy Football
Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record,
decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So, Switzer
travels up to a 49er practice and asks Mariucci, "Coach, how is it that
your team is so good? What's your secret?"

Mariucci responds by calling Steve Young over. "Steve, who's your
father's brother's nephew?" Young answers, "Why coach, that's easy.
It's me."

Mariucci turns to Switzer and says, "That's the secret, Barry. A smart
quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Switzer returns to
Texas and the Cowboy work-out. He promptly calls over Troy Aikman.
"Aikman! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Troy looks perplexed,
thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice
on that one?" Switzer (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Aikman calls over Deion Sanders. "Deion, coach just
asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
Sanders: "Duh! That's easy. It's me!"

After practice, Aikman catches up with Switzer: "Coach, I think I've got
it. My father's brother's nephew is Deion Sanders."

Switzer (angry): "No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Steve Young!!!