FileTitle: Joke2231.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Paint Your Porch

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money.  She
decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and
look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man
answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you.
How >would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?"  asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks alright?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in
thegarage." The man went back into his house to his wife who had
been listening.
"Fifty bucks!  Does she know the porch goes all the way around
the house?" asked the wife.
"Well she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all
finished," she told the surprised homeowner.

The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left,  so I put on
two coats!"
The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie. "Oh, and by the
way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."