FileTitle: Joke2251.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Snail Goes Into a Bar
Christmas Day. A snail slithers into a bar, goes up to the bartender and
says "I'll have a pint of lager please." The barman says "I'm sorry, but
no, you're not getting a drink."The snail asks "Why not?" The barman
retorts "No reason, you're just not getting one." The now desperate snail
says "Oh c'mon. It's Christmas Day. Look, I've got the money", reaches
into his shell and produces the cash.  The fed up barman replies "You're
not getting a drink. Now get out of my pub." He picks up the
snail and throws him out of the bar.

  Christmas Day the following year. The snail slithers into the
same bar, goes up to the bartender and says "What did you do that for?!"