Subject: Deep penetration 

It was very early in the morning on a warm summer's day.  Looking
around and not seeing anyone, a nude woman quickly stepped out on her
front porch to pick up the morning newspaper.  She had left the front
door ajar, a sudden gust of wind blew it shut, it locked and she was
left standing outside.  As luck would have it, two men were walking
along the sidewalk at that moment.  The woman saw an old pair of shoes
lying on the porch, picked them up in one hand, held them over her
private parts and used her other hand to hold the newspaper across her
breasts in an attempt to cover her nakedness as best she could.  As
they came walking by, one man glanced over at her, saw the soles of the
shoes and said, "Wow!  Look at that!  He's really in there!"  Lyle's
Joke Boutique.