This girl went out one night with her boyfriend. Needing a place to fuck, they had to settle on an old graveyard. Unfortunately for her, she spent the time with a fallen headstone stuck in her back. The next morning, she woke up with back pains, so went to the doctor. "You're fine," he said, "but how old are you anyway?" "Just 18," she says, "Why?" "Well," he said, "it says on your ass you died in 1902."