FileTitle: Joke395.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Nursing Homes, Sex
An old man in a nursing home asked some of the female residents if
they'd be willing to have sex with him.  They all laughed and turned
him down.  Later on one woman came up and said she'd be willing but it
would cost him $10.  After they finished making love he said, "If I'd
known you were still a virgin I'd have been willing to pay $20.  "If
I'd known you were still able to perform, I'd have taken off my
pantyhose."  Lyle's Joke Boutique.