This Brit goes to Las Vegas for the 1st time.  He decides to celebrate by
getting some GREAT U.S. sex.  He asks around for the best whore in town.
He follows directions, and up the stairs is this most beautiful lady.  He
asks "How much is a hand job?".  She replies $400.  He thinks that is
pretty much, but agrees.  She proceeds to give him the best hand job
ever.  Next night, he returns.  "How much for a blow job?", he asks.
$2,000, she rsponds.  He agrees and has the absolutely best bj ever.  The
next night he returns and asks how much for straight sex.  She replies "I
can't do that".  He says PLEASE???  How much??  She says "No.. I can't do
that".  He doesn't understand.  He asks "why not?"..  She tells him to
come to the window.  He does.  She pulls back the curtain and waves her
hand at the parking lot, and asks "Do you see all those Caddilacs?".. He
says yes.  She says "All those Caddys are from BJs".  She waves her hand
at the other side of the parking lot,and asks "Do you see those
Mercedes?" He says yes.  "Those were from hand jobs", she said.  Then she
waved her hand at the horizon and asked "Do you see all those big
hotels?"  He nodded and said yes.  "Well", she said, "If I were a woman
those would all be mine".