FileTitle: Joke459.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Statues Come to Life
     In the middle of the park there is a statue of two lovers kissing while
locked in a passionate embrace. One day the fairy godmother is going by,
and feels sorry for them. "After all," she reasons, "it must be torture
for those poor children not to feel the flame and tingle of passion,
trapped in stone as they are." So she resolves to do a good deed.
     That evening, she returns and brings them to life with her magic wand.
She nearly has to break it over their heads to get their attention, they
are so relieved to finally be able to enjoy each other. When she does
succeed in getting them to listen to her, she explains her terms for their
freedom.
    "I can give you all night with each other, and maybe other nights too,
but
you must promise to be back on your pedestal before sunrise. If I don't turn
you back into stone in the morning, what will the townspeople think ?!"
     Well, the lovers agree, and make a bee-line for the nearest grove of
trees.An hour later, FG comes back, and it looks like a hurricane is blowing
through the trees. She leaves feeling pleased with herself, and just a
bit jealous. Another hour goes by, and when she returns to check on "her"
pair, the storm is still raging.
     This goes on all night! Finally, a bit diffidently (but the sun is
almost up, and she's got to get them back on their pedestal!) she approach-
es the still trembling copse to tell her love birds their fun is over for
the night. Imagine her surprise to overhear one say to the other "Alright,
now its YOUR turn to hold that pigeon while I shit on its head!!"