FileTitle: Joke474.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Are You My Daddy?
The scene is the delivery room in a hospital.  The newborn baby
crawls out from between his mother's legs and looks at the doctor.
"Are you my daddy?"
"No," says the doctor," I'm the doctor and I helped your mom deliver you."
The baby looks at his mother and says, "Are you my daddy?"
"No," says the mother, "I'm your mom, and I carried you for nine months."
Finally the baby looks at his father and asks, "Are you my daddy?"
"Yes, Son, I'm your daddy."
The baby hits his daddy on the head with his fist repeatedly and asks,
"How do you like it!"