FileTitle: Joke494.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Wild Hair
Tram Travel

I was travelling on a tram the other day and in one seat there was an old
digger (Australian soldier or ex soldier)  reading his newspaper. Across
from him was a juvenile with a spikey mohawk haircut coloured pink, green,
orange and yellow.The old digger kept looking over his newspaper at him.
Finally the young bloke spat the dummy, and yelled at the elderly gent,
"What the f......k are you looking at you silly old bastard, haven't you
ever done anything outrageous yourself ?
As cool as a cucumber the old digger put down his paper and said, "I screwed
a parrot once, and I was wondering if you were my son"