These three fags were talking about what they wanted to be.
The first one says "I want to be a flower, so people can come up all day
  long and smell me!"
The next one says "I wanna be an ambulance!  That way I'll get a man
  shoved into be from behind, and I can run down the street screaming
  'OOOO-WHEEEE!!'"
The last guy says "I want to be a baseball pitcher!  That way, it will
  be the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, and two outs.  The winning run
  is on 3rd.  The batter hits a grounder to me, and I pick it up, and just
  stand there.  Everyone in the stands is on their feet, yelling at me
  'Throw the ball, you cocksucker!'  And that's what I want, recognition!"