The other day I got into real trouble ... I was out cleaning up my
garage,  when I accicently started the damn thing on fire.  So, I ran in
the house,  called the fire department, and told them that I had a fire
and that they'd have to come over right away.
        The person on the other end said: "Okay, how do we get there?'
        So I replied, "Don't you still have those little red trucks?"