FileTitle: Joke553.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Drunk's Bodily Functioning
A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next
to an  older woman.  After awhile, the woman starts to smell this
horrible  odor coming from the direction of the drunk.  She turns to him
and says,  "Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?" The
drunk replied, "Yes ma'am, I have indeed shit myself." The woman says,
"Well, why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?"
        The drunk says, "'Cos I'm not finished yet..."