FileTitle: Joke569.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Oh God! I'm Fucked!
So this man is exploring in the jungle.  One day he wakes up and is
surrounded by hundreds of bow&arrow-wielding natives. He says, "Oh, God, I'm
fucked."  All at once he hears a voice from above boom down:"No, you're
not.  I am God (as if you didn't notice).  Go ye unto the man at the
front there  with the paint on his face, drive your Bowie knife through
his heart, and he shall die." He runs up, stabs this guy, and sure
enough, the guy dies.  "Now what, God?" he asks.
        "Well, that was their chief.  NOW you're fucked."