There was this young man, oh about 30 years ago who was trying to get into show
business.  He went to a talent scout and begged that he be given a tryout.  The
talent scout was having a slow day so said what the hell.  The young man then pr
oceeded to dance, act and sing like the scout had never seen before!  He was ver
y impressed.  After the young man finished he said to him, "You are very talente
d and should be in show biz!  What's your name son?".  The young man replied, "P
enis Van Lesbian".  The talent
scout's expression turns sour and says, "I'm sorry, with a name like that you'll
 never be able to succeed in show biz.  But if you were to change your name then
 it might work out!".  The young man replies, "Sorry.  My name goes way back wit
hin my family and I'm not going to change it".  The talent scout says okay and t
hey go their separate ways. Well the young man is at home really bumming that hi
s name is the only thing holding him back from making into show business.  So he
 decides he'll sacrifice his na
me in order to make it into show business.  He's goes back to the talent scout a
nd tells him he's changed his name.  The talent scout says "Great!  What is your
 new name?", to which he replied "Dick Van Dyke!!"