FileTitle: Joke89.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Quickies, Weight Loss
Subject: Assorted Humor Again (I'm Back)
-Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four
pieces with your bare hands...and eat just one of the pieces.
-You'll know you're on a bland diet when airline food starts
to taste good.
-Sign in waiting room of weight-control clinic:
Lord, help those who keep helping themselves.
-Time to start diet when:
-your designer jeans develop stretch marks.
-you stop running and parts of you keep moving.
-a full length mirror doesn't show the full width.
-you start disliking skinny people.