FileTitle: Joke89.html
Category: Humor
Type: Joke
Description: Quickies, Weight Loss
Subject: Assorted Humor Again (I'm Back)

       -Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four
        pieces with your bare hands...and eat just one of the pieces.

       -You'll know you're on a bland diet when airline food starts
        to taste good.

       -Sign in waiting room of weight-control clinic:
                Lord, help those who keep helping themselves.

       -Time to start diet when:
                -your designer jeans develop stretch marks.
                -you stop running and parts of you keep moving.
                -a full length mirror doesn't show the full width.
                -you start disliking skinny people.