From: Chad TwedtSubject: He's No Poet I know this won't be a repeat, because I wrote it as a freshman in high school. I got it published in the school's literary magazine in my senior year. Enjoy! :) He's No Poet ------------ There once was a kid named Nick, Who could not write a limerick. He said, "Yes, I know, I write just so-so, But I always screw up the last line really bad."