Subject: Smoking Top 10 

Hey everyone.. :)  Just as a note- I'm a non-smoker and agaist smoking, but
even I found this funny.  If it offends you, I'd rather not hear about it. :)
On with the joke.  By the way- I found this in the Arizona Republic, no
author given.
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Cigarette warnings tobacco executives would like to see:

-Medical studies have proven you can still live with only one lung.

-Most forms of cancer are treatable at least for a while.

-This is only one of hundreds of products that are slowly killing you.

-Smoking does not affect the fetuses of women who aren't pregnant.

-Refusing to inhale drastically reduces risk of lung cancer.

-Go ahead and drive or operate heavy machinery.  It's perfectly fine.

-Secondhand smoke only affects those who might breath it.

-Cigarettes don't kill, matches do.

-Nicotine is not addictive because you know you could quit if you really
wanted to.

-There have been no medical tests to conclusively prove smoking is a
teeth-staining, smelly, pukey habit.  And we're not all that ready to concede
the tumor-causing part either.