RULES TO BE A MAN (2)

50. Ignorance solves problems.  If you can't see them, they can't see
    you.
51. It is never your duty to take responsibility for your actions.
52. Create new words and phrases to describe genitalia, sex, semen, etc.
53. Complain about not getting any mail.  When people finally feel sorry
    for you and send you mail, ignore it and continue complaining.
54. Lie.
55. Play with your food only if you are in a public place with people you
    don't know.
56. Play with your penis only if you are in a public place with people
    you don't know.
57. If people express extreme disgust at whatever you are doing, DON'T
    STOP. This is the desired effect.
58. You are NOT a virgin EVER.  Males are born without virginity.
59. You are male - therefore you are superior.
60. Agenda for a good evening: Get beer. Drink Beer. Play with yourself.
    Have sex. Drink more beer. Pass out.
61. Females do not care what you do to them as long as they get to please
    you.
62. Don't ever notice anything.
63. If you are going out with someone but you love someone else, don't
    say anything.  Wait until the girl you are going out with falls in
    love with you and then tell her.
64. Basic fundamental rule of dating: Quantity not Quality.
65. Basic fundamental rule of sex: Quantity IS Quality.
66. Lie.
67. If you cheat on a girl, but no one finds out, then technically you've
    done nothing wrong.
68. Crying is not manly.  Then if you're a man, what do you have to cry
    about anyway?
69. If the question begins with why?, the answer is I don't know.
70. Women are your napkins.  Use them - and throw them away.
71. Remember, every virgin girl is saving herself for YOU.
72. If you ever find yourself in a position where you have been proven
    wrong, blame others.  Come up with creative and unbelievable excuses
    why they are at fault and not you.
73. Don't ever let anyone say I told you so.  If you hear this phrase and
    it doesn't come out of your mouth - go ballistic.
74. If your woman makes you go shopping with her, drive around until a
    parking spot right near the door opens up.  If this takes hours - so
    be it.  You will have the coveted door spot and others will covet
    your skills.
75. Keep track of how many hours of your life you have thought about sex.
    Compare with others. Keep track of how many seconds you have HAD sex.
    DON'T compare with others.