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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Tom Swifties
"There's an advantage here" said Tom, profoundly
"How embarrasing" said Tom, readily
"I've got two assholes" said Tom, extraneously
"How about some orange squash" said Tom, cordially
"I've put some more coal on the fire" said Tom, gratefully
"There's not enough to go round" said Tom, uselessly

A few swifties I've made up myself (not copied, honestly)

"Several people have my cold" said Tom, influencingly

"Mine's the biggets" said Tom, cocksure

"I've lost the tickets to the show" said Tom, disconcertedly

"Give me an A-flat" said Tom, accordingly

"The prisoners escaping down that ladder" said Tom, condescendingly

"I couldn't face any more chocolate" said Tom, bountifully

"I can't be bothered" said Tom, effortlessly

"I'm not having any more kids" said Tom's wife, overbearingly

"The bulbs blown" said Tom, delightedly