FileTitle: List1403.html
Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: One Liners
     Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper.
     yip yip yip yip yap yap yip *BANG* --- NO TERRIER
     Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if is didnt zigzag??
     Never let your willpower get the best of you.
     Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
     Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
     Who were the Beta Testers for Preparations A through G???
     Heard on Alpha Centauri, 2361:  So you're from Earth!  Do you know ----?
     Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes.
     Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but not this one.
     Why put off 'til tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
     f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng
     A witty saying proves nothing.  --  Voltaire
     Define the universe and give three examples.
     'I know' is just 'I Believe' with delusions of grandeur
     If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.
     Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
     Life is like a simile.
     I bet the human brain is a kludge.  -- Marvin Minsky
     Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up
     I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
     The "c" in "rap" is silent.
     Black holes are where God divided by zero.
     All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.
     Vote anarchist
     Don't ya just hate,it when there's not enough room to fin
     Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.
     Murphy's rule of combat: Incoming fire has right of way.