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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Love One-Liners
Love is propaganda for propagation.
Love is the art of assisting nature.
Love is a disease of the nymph glands.
Love is when she looks at him as if he's a coat she can't afford.
Love is a mutual misunderstanding.
Love is a softening of the hearteries.
Love is the only game never postponed on account of darkness.
Some men start with roses and end up with forget-me-notes.
For every man over 65 there are seven women--but by then it's too late.
This I believe: nothing risque, nothing gained.