Subject: How to Score Points with a Women (Part 2 of 3)

Saturday Afternoon
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You go to the mall together.......................................  +3
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then
    park the car..................................................  +4
You go to the mall, drop her off at the entrance, then drive
    to a sports bar...............................................  -2
You spend the day shopping for furniture and pretend to like it...  +3
You spend the day shopping for furniture, and nap on a sectional..   0
You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk.............  +3
Most of it chips and beer.........................................  -6
You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den.... +15
Or refinishing the floors......................................... +16
Or rewiring the basement.......................................... +17
Or adding a second floor.......................................... +18
Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket......  -6
And you're tickled pink about it.................................. -15
You visit her parents.............................................  +1
You visit her parents and actually make conversation..............  +3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television........  -3
And the television is off.........................................  -6
You spend the afternoon watching football in your underwear.......  -6
And you didn't even go to college................................. -10
And it's not your underwear....................................... -15

Her Birthday
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You take her out to dinner........................................   0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar..............  +1
Okay, it is a sports bar..........................................  -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night....................................  -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
     painted the colors of your favorite team..................... -10
You go to a nice, pricey restaurant and hire a guitar player......  +3
You go to a pricey restaurant, hire a guitar player and get up
    and sing......................................................  +4
And you stink.....................................................  +2
And you're not half bad...........................................  +5
You get up and sing a Barry Manilow song, and you're escorted out
    to much applause..............................................  -2
You give her a gift...............................................   0
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance................... -10
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance...............  +1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate.......................  +2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months.......... +30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day........ -10
With her credit card.............................................. -30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big...................... -40

Thoughtfulness
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You forget her birthday completely................................ -10
You forget your anniversary....................................... -20
You forget to pick her up at the bus station...................... -25
Which is in Newark, New Jersey.................................... -35
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast....................... -50

A Night Out With The Boys
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Go out with a pal.................................................  -5
And the pal is happily married....................................  -4
Or frighteningly single...........................................  -7
And he drives a Trans Am.......................................... -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 N BED)..................... -15
You have a few beers..............................................  -9
And miss curfew by an hour........................................ -12
You get home at 3 am.............................................. -20
You get home at 3 am smelling of booze and cheap cigars........... -30
And not wearing any pants......................................... -40
Is that a tattoo???...............................................-200

Her Night Out
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You watch the kids while she goes out with her annoying work
    friends.......................................................  +5
She goes out with her annoying work friends,and she comes home
    late.......................................................... +10
You wait up....................................................... +15
She goes out, comes home late and drunk, and you put her to bed... +20
She comes home late and drunk, and you gently put her to bed,
    but not before she pukes in the bathroom...................... +25
Which you clean up................................................ +35