From some tests and class papers in school:
                (Kids have all of the answers...)

 * Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others
   preferred to be oil.

 * All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived peacefully
   until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and condoms.

 * Men are mammals and women are femammals.

 * Proteins are composed of a mean old acid.

 * The largest mammals are to be found in the sea because there is
   nowhere else to put them.

 * Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones.

 * Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning of trees and cows.

 * The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top
   and you sit on the bottom.

 * Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

 * Some people say we condescended from the apes.

 * The leopard has black spots which look like round soars on its body.
   Those who catch soars get leprosy.

 * The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity
   and the abominable cavity.

 * Most books say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change
   back into the sun in the daytime.

 * Cadavers are dead bodies that have donated themselves to science.
   This procedure is called gross anatomy.

 * A liter is a nest of young baby animals.

 * The earth makes a resolution every 24 hours.

 * Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.

 * Algebra was the wife of Euclid.

 * A circle is a figure with 0 corners and only one side.

 * A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.

 * Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don't, why
   you should.

 * A supersaturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

 * The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

 * An example of animal breeding is the farmer who mated a bull that
   gave a great deal of milk with a bull with good meat.

 * If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of
   adolescence.

 * Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
   gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

 * When oxygen is combined with anything, heat is given off. This is
   known as constipation.

 * As the rain forests in the Amazon are shrinking, so are the Indians.

 * You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came
   to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit so never mind.