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Category: Humor
Type: List
Description: Comebacks to Pickup Lines

   Pick-up lines heard around the world--and how you might reply:

  I know how to please a woman.
  Reply: Then please leave me alone.

  I want to give myself to you.
  Reply: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

  May I see you pretty soon?
  Reply: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

  Your hair color is fabulous.
  Reply: Thank you.  It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

  You look like a dream.
  Reply: Go back to sleep.

  I can tell that you want me.
  Reply: Yes, I want you to leave.

  Hey, baby, what's your sign?
  Reply: Do not enter. (or) Stop.

  I'd go through anything for you.
  Reply: Let's start with your bank account.

  May I have the last dance?
  Reply: You've just had it.

  I would go to the end of the world for you.
  Reply: Yes, but would you stay there?

  Your place or mine?
  Reply: Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

  Your body is like a temple.
  Reply: Sorry, there are no services today.

  Is this seat empty?
  Reply: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

  What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
  Reply: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

  Haven't I seen you some place before?
  Reply: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

  If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
  Reply: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.